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Monday, December 24, 2012

Happy Holidays!

Here at SFT, we join Nathalie, Fabian, Anjelika and Pasquale in wishing you a Merry Christmas, a Happy New Year, and a joyful time celebrating any other holidays of your choosing!

After the break: some last minute gift ideas!

Nobunari Oda and Patrick Chan: a calculator, to avoid those pesky Zayak issues.

Aliona Savchenko: fabric. She clearly ran out while making her SP costume.

Yuna Kim: colorful fabric. Enough with the dreary frocks!

The French Federation: a new CD. Seriously, we have heard Beyond the Sea way too many times.

Tomas Verner: a one-way ticket to Oberstdorf. Hey, going back to Michael Huth worked for Carolina Kostner!

Jeremy Abbott, Maxim Trankov, Alexander Smirnov: a mirror. Surely if they saw what their hair (including facial hair) looked like, they would do something to fix it?

Akiko Suzuki: a fake ID proclaiming her "Mao Asada". Maybe this will persuade the JSF to support her?

Every ladies skater not named Kiira Korpi: an appointment with Kiira Korpi's costume designer.

Yuzuru Hanyu: a full collection of Pooh accessories.

Qing Pang and Jian Tong: a retirement present, followed by an actual retirement. They've been skating long enough and I'd like them to retire with at least semi-functional knees.

Nikolai Morozov: a luxurious retirement villa to tempt him.

European skating fans: an end to snooker and African soccer tournaments, unless held during the off-season.

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