After the break: some last minute gift ideas!
Nobunari Oda and Patrick Chan: a calculator, to avoid those pesky Zayak issues.
Aliona Savchenko: fabric. She clearly ran out while making her SP costume.
Yuna Kim: colorful fabric. Enough with the dreary frocks!
The French Federation: a new CD. Seriously, we have heard Beyond the Sea way too many times.
Tomas Verner: a one-way ticket to Oberstdorf. Hey, going back to Michael Huth worked for Carolina Kostner!
Jeremy Abbott, Maxim Trankov, Alexander Smirnov: a mirror. Surely if they saw what their hair (including facial hair) looked like, they would do something to fix it?
Akiko Suzuki: a fake ID proclaiming her "Mao Asada". Maybe this will persuade the JSF to support her?
Every ladies skater not named Kiira Korpi: an appointment with Kiira Korpi's costume designer.
Yuzuru Hanyu: a full collection of Pooh accessories.
Qing Pang and Jian Tong: a retirement present, followed by an actual retirement. They've been skating long enough and I'd like them to retire with at least semi-functional knees.
Nikolai Morozov: a luxurious retirement villa to tempt him.
European skating fans: an end to snooker and African soccer tournaments, unless held during the off-season.